Being A Fat
Don’t listen to your inner fatty. She’s an evil bitch.
She will try to sabotage you and your progress the entire way and even after you’ve reached your ‘goal’. I use ” because I feel once you start this journey, you never really stop. But what can you do? You tell that bitch to calm her tits because this is your rodeo now and you push through.
Waffles & Spaghetti
Say goodbye to men are from Mars, women are from Venus. Next time you don’t understand what someone is saying, thinking, or feeling… think spaghetti and waffles. Maybe it’ll help.
Can I Still Have Babies?
At the know-it-all age of 19 I was diagnosed with cervical cancer. I can’t even begin to explain the emotions that came whooshing over me at that point, but the first thing that came out of my mouth was, ‘Can I still have babies?’.
I am one to believe in fate. But I believe fate only brings you so far and then it’s up to you to do the rest. I mean she can’t do everything for you you lazy ass, put in some elbow grease.
The Fixer – My Father’s Battle Against Cancer
One never really understands what it means to lose a loved one until they actually go through the process themselves. The emotional rollercoaster we all know as life is now a speeding grocery cart being shoved from the top of the rockiest mountain. You will tumble with great force over and over until you skid to the very bottom face first.